Writer's Block: Be Prepared

[sirius20_81]

[Error: unknown template qotd]after reading this i absolutely have a plan for the zombie attack. i'd tell you, but my plan can only support a finite number of people and, as of this moment, you're not one of them. let's just say we'll be merciful if you're one of the horde who attempts to eat us.
as for the earthquakes and hurricanes: i live in indiana, that shit just doesn't happen here. ok, we get a few earthquakes, but they're nothing. now if only the fucking tornadoes would stop.